And so...
I’m dying over here. I need to unload. I haven’t written anything in a long time. Maybe this will help. I started to write “Parenting is nuts” and then I realized that was a lame way to start out. So I right-clicked for synonyms on the word “crazy” and here’s what I got: foolish, silly, unwise, senseless, irrational, wild, cracked, and stupid. Touché. We’ve all read the blogs and stories about how judgy you had been before you popped out your own offspring, and now that you have your own spawn, you “get it.” Just like that… click … what a bitch you had been! You seriously had no idea it would be this hard. Don’t you feel completely shitty about the way you looked down your nose at your sister for not being able to keep her car clear of Goldfish crumbs and broken McDonald’s toys? Don’t you cringe at how snotty you were thinking you’d handle that temper tantrum so differently? No. Wait. Your kids wouldn’t even throw fits to begin with! Because if they did… ooooh man! Ye...